Steam-age rivers are nasty things, and John fell in one.
Digging up an old classic, my very own Misery Chastain; John Mereii. He hates hates hates
germs, and this was one very disgusting
Don't worry, though, he deserved it. This is steampunkish surgeon John from ever so long ago, for example here ---> [link]
He's not very nice.