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Oreo - rough to Flash

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Late character addition. Because everyone loves cute talking animals, right? Well, Oreo can't talk. You need human vocal chords for that, and there's no room in that little piggy throat for them - Mark checked with a lolly stick.

What Oreo does have is an IQ of 168. That, according to various sources, is about as smart as a grand master chess player, quite a bit smarter than Einstein, and not quite as smart as 169 P.E teachers.

Mark isn't quite sure about Oreo. The point was to make a normal animal into a intelligent animal friend/sidekick, like in the movies. The actual result, Oreo, thinks that Mark is a bit stupid, and would rather devote his time to higher pursuits like French poetry, existential philosophy, chess, and carrot sticks.

Mark II loves the cute little furry thing what goes queep-queep.
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Queep-Queep?Is that what they sound like? Never bothered to check (to be honest, until recently, I thought they were food...).